when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm
she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her
by dre dre August 20, 2004
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Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)
How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?
by Pronatalist April 26, 2008
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n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun
Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.
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when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.
jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!
by odood19 January 9, 2010
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The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student
1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
by wismty May 18, 2005
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