Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much

by chumlord11 March 29, 2010

perlumptuous

abundant in everything

she's loud and crazy, her hair is thick and wild. she is everywhere at once. she is perlumptuous.

by Jorja July 22, 2005

preumptious

A word used by coy girls trying to appear witty and clever in POF exchanges. A poor synonym for presumptuous.

Silly me I can be so preumptious.

by akheartbreaker September 26, 2012

Presumptuous

There it is! Women can never be wrong! Except, wait... Do you thing women for fuck me? Yes or no? If one did... WOULD SHE BE WRONG? THERE YOU HAVE IT! CORRECT AGAIN! Dipshit.

Hym "Nothing presumptuous about it. Your a piece shit bigot. You're condoning something that would be wrong if the genders were swapped. And women can be wrong. And ARE wrong EVERY TIME they relationship doesn't go they way they want or expect it to. That's how being wrong works. Dog shit. You're dogshit."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

presumptouous

What Max said in stranger things and made everyone oof in their pants

"thats presumptouous of you "

by valerieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 7, 2018

Prepumptous

Prepumptous - (noun) meaning in other words an annoying person who is fiesty.

¨Pia is a very prepumptous grizzly bear¨

by U_GOT_DIM April 12, 2022

Predumbtuous

Predumbtuous is an adjective meaning “excessively stupid and arrogant decision.” It's typically used to describe someone who is grossly inept at their job responsibilities and engages in negligent practices such as making decisions without consulting those in the know or conducting appropriate research.

Edmonds College removed the search engine from their website, a very predumbtuous thing to do. This decision, against all common sense and well-known Web design principles, resulted in a continued drop in enrollments.

by WebStudent November 20, 2023