Preemish

Describing an infant born pre-term

"My son takes this medication because he was preemish"

by mattysmommy2009 January 29, 2010

Preemptive unfriending

When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.

John: Why'd you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.

by AntonBordman August 31, 2012

Preemptive Pee Break

The act of going to the bathroom before your actually need to so that you do not have to go later.

Joe: I’m taking a preemptive pee break before the moive starts so I don’t miss the climax.

Tom: Good idea, I'm right behind ya man.

by Creativehandsnc August 23, 2009

Presomnthesia

Constant racing thoughts that keep you awake before you sleep. Usually caused by troubles, upcoming events or excitments that stalk your mind. Duration: approx. 1 hour.

Brian "Dude you look like you can carry a small load of grocerries in those bags underneath your eyes!"
Marko " I know. I know. I kept having presomnthesia last night!"

by Daravouchi November 24, 2013

preemie

a baby that was born prematurely

My niece was not a preemie. She is short beacuase her real father was.

by Light Joker March 3, 2006

Preema

A nice and cute girl who's also very hot and does awesome art. A fun person to be with and a great friend. May act random at times.
Funny, cute, nice, fun, spontaneous, crazy - so many words to describe one girl.
In other words awesome.

Person 1: I can't believe I had so much fun.
Person 2: Yes, that's because you were with Preema.

by Run_After_Writing November 19, 2011

preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.

Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"

by NickyG103 June 14, 2006