procaffination

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.

by Rikstir February 5, 2014

procaffeinated

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!

I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.

by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procaffinator

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea

I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee

by madel97 April 29, 2016

Precarity

A term noted by author Mark Fisher in his essay 'Time Wars.'

Precarity describes the situation where the formerly stable fixtures of life - work, home life, and the time available to dedicate to such things equally - become more fractured and unstable, leading to an existentially precarious and exhausting way of life.

Bill would love to own his own home, but the precarity involved in balancing his new job, old debt load, healthcare, and relationships means he has neither the time or money to dedicate to home ownership.

by Parker51 August 17, 2012

Precal Honors

n: noun (pronounced puh-ree-cal on-erz)

the leading cause of teenage suicide in America, immediately followed by avril lavigne.

AVERAGE JOE: Hey man! You want to go play a pickup soccer game later with the rest of the seniors?
PRECAL STUDENT: No. I'm in PRECAL HONORS. I'm going to attempt suicide. Maybe next year, during AP Calc...

by shouldbedoingprecalhomework December 21, 2008

Precalculus

Precalculus is a mathematics course typically taught in secondary schools and in colleges. Precalculus courses assume a prerequisite knowledge of concepts in intermediate algebra, and is generally designed to prepare students for the study of Calculus.

Topics that are typically covered in precalculus are exponential, logarithmic, polynomial, and trigonometric functions as well as complex numbers, polar coordinates, parametric equations, vectors. Topics in trigonometry include trigonometric graphs and identities as well as applications.

After completing Algebra 2 in 9th grade, my teacher determined that I was too smart for precalculus and therefore I enrolled in Advanced Algebra and Trigonometry.

by Matthew Garlick December 30, 2007

precation

the day before your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so excited to leave tomorrow on vacation that I can't work today. It's like I'm on precation!!

by Robert_OC March 5, 2010