portable dutch oven

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

by saskwatch February 3, 2008

Portable-Niche

Someone who believes the freedom to say anything regardless of the racist or homophobic meanings.

Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits.

You don't have to use the word Fag or nigger, stop being a Portable-Niche

by Wasp March 20, 2018

Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011

portable shelter

sophisticated way of saying the word umbrella.

eg. "oh, its raining i need to get out my portable shelter"

by -totally foundation- June 11, 2006

Pornstation Portable

People who mostly use there PSP's (Playstation Portable) for browsing, watching movies and surf the net for porn.

Dude check out my porn collection of hot nude chicks on my Pornstation Portable!

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005

portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.

Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?

by Slatte September 26, 2006