PCP (Post Cum Piss)

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.

After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.

by Clandky May 4, 2009

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

postculchie

a relatively common phenomenon whereby a nice country lad/lass relocates to the big shmoke and is consumed by the wealth of quare notions with which they are met. Your loved one may be undergoing this metamorphosis if they exhibit behaviours such as the consumption of hummus, chai lattes, and other 'exotic foods', as well as speaking with a slight but worsening Dublin brogue, and abandoning the uilleann pipes in favour of the electric guitar. If your loved one exhibits one or more of these symptoms, contact your local ICA centre immediately.

'That Kelly has some wild notions these days, she's gone fierce postculchie on us'.

by mmjofseph December 29, 2014

Posthummus

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.

I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.

by JB42 October 31, 2011

Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012

post-cum wisdom

The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.

Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...

Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??

by The smartest and wisest February 10, 2019

Postcutter

Derogatory term, Something your 50 year old dad might say to describe white trash people because sometime ago in the 1900s lower class people used to cut wooden posts for money

Jenna and her family sure look like a bunch of postcutters.

Mark is definitely a postcutter.

by Andyboi254 May 19, 2020