Potions Merchant

Potions merchant: A drug dealer

Beware the potions merchant for he is a wiley one

by Zol Wizard August 9, 2010

vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

by Agarter June 2, 2019

Portion jealousy

Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.

"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."

by Ooks April 23, 2013

American Portion

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"

by MKRandall February 9, 2017

Last Portion Syndrome

A temporary form of anxiety widely reported by chefs and catering staff who witness it every day. It concerns the dilemma faced by a customer visiting a hot buffet table and noticing that the item he wishes to purchase is the very last portion in a tray. Thus the dilemma. Does he wait longingly for the item to be replaced with a fresh batch or does he choose something else? Whatever becomes of the last portion.............?

Hey Tony ,check out the long face on that dude at the counter. Looks like LPS to me, yes I diagnose Last Portion Syndrome.

by IAIN_D October 13, 2020

packs and potions

CAN SOMEONE PLZZZ TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!

GoTtA mIx ThEsE pAcKs AnD pOtIoNs

by urmumisinacoffin March 2, 2022

Portion

Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.

I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.

by recruitingofficer October 7, 2005