the pork and beans

The art of putting your dick and balls up someone's ass

''Hey man can you give me the pork and beans I'm really stressed".

by diqbread April 13, 2016

pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors

person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami

by 305 mexican October 27, 2007

pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 19, 2013

pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

by Bewels October 9, 2008

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Pork then beans

When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the game ‘pull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........

After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!

by Daviss March 10, 2018

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023