A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.
We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.
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An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
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Get the poots boot mug.The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.
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Get the Gay Poots mug.You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.
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Get the Imogen Poots mug.A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.
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