An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.
Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.
by Sparky March 2, 2005
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by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009
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To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.
I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.
by Spoopleman May 10, 2018
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My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?
Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!
Safe!
Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!
Safe!
by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008
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Get the pootater mug.A man who is renowned for his sexual abilities with women. Mostly, if not always, with two or more women at a time.
person1: Damn! Did you know that Jack is (The) Poonisher?
person2: What!? No way!
person1: Yeah, he slept with every girl in Biology!
person2: omg.
person2: What!? No way!
person1: Yeah, he slept with every girl in Biology!
person2: omg.
by Bentley623 June 23, 2011
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