Person 1: Why is there a
poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED
POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my
tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*