pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

by b14ze February 15, 2009

pooeater

a person who engages in eating fecal matter. also a common name for an awesome dude.

"Man, that guy is a pooeater!"

by PooEater February 6, 2008

Poopate

1. An on and off marketing, pop-cultural, and media revolution in which the world population worships the word and all products, advertisments, and culture associated with it. (proper noun)

2.

The Poopate Revolution has begun...again.

by Truman M. Benedix April 29, 2005

poomato

A large bloody poo

Damn that poomato hurt

by Poomato August 11, 2017

promateur

Being a Pro or having "RõçkStãr Stãtūs"

at something non-professional...

"Man, you blow clouds like an amateur...
"Damn"... " Told ya I be blowin clouds....
"Yep , I'm a Promateur!"

by Smyln. August 4, 2020

Poommate

The grodiest, most inconsiderately disgusting roommate you will ever have. They usually have a dog (that they can't take care of). This person usually acts like they're not the problem and frequently blames others for their mistakes.

"Hey, is that a dog shit stain on literally every carpet in your house?"
"Yeah, I have a poommate."

by libheway May 22, 2023