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ponderosa high school

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.
Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.
by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017
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Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.
I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!
by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018
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Keep 6 on the ponderosa

When you are going on holidays you ask your neighbors to "keep 6 on the ponderosa". Used in country and western movies. 6 refers to a six shooter pistol.
Hey Griswold! I'm taking the tribe to Wallyworld for a week. Can you keep 6 on the ponderosa old buddy old pal?
by Coolio1973 September 6, 2018
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PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
by weave August 25, 2003
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Ponderosa Steak

The markings left on the vulva when a girl removes her fishnet stockings.
Those fishnets left your beef curtains looking like a Ponderosa steak.
by djp1337 November 27, 2023
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Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member
John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025
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Ponderosa Steak

When a girl takes off her fishnet stockings and it leaves marks across her pussy that look like the grill marks from a steak from Ponderosa. Even more appropriate when she has beef curtains.
She wasn't wearing underwear beneath her fishnets, so when I pulled them off her big brown pussy had markings from the stockings on it and it looked like a Ponderosa Steak.
by djp1337 November 29, 2023
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