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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
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our lady of pompeii

Our Lady of Pompeii
OLP
Old Lady Prison

A school in Greenwich village where you would get beaten by nuns.
I went to Our Lady of Pompeii in 1967, I got beaten by nuns.
by matcat98 March 10, 2016
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Dirty Pompeii

The act of "blasting a dookie" on your partner's chest, right between the two knockers, untill it begins to run down to her neather-region rezembling the flow of lava down a mountain.
"Dude, i ate a double beef borito last night then i gave that chick a dirty pompeii"
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Pompeii Wake-Up Call

(pom-PAY)

Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.

Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
by G. I. Love August 14, 2009
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pompeii

when a black man with extremely dry skin is having his sphincer licked when suddenly he expels thunderous flatulence that vibrates with such intensity that a cluster of ashy skin plows into the face of the partner enshrouding her in noxious gas and seemingly pyroclastic flow
I was eatin' his ass and and that motherfucker pompeiied my grill!
by grokyourballz July 13, 2009
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Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.
"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."
by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014
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