Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Za-Ploinking

Used to describe the act of doing exceptionally well, namely in a sport or video game

Example: "Dude Justin scored 3 goals in that game"
"i know, dude he's Za-ploinking right now."

by MeelidLyy March 31, 2023

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

Plinking

The act of a basic white girl going to college for the exact purpose of getting a wealthy, attractive and or desirable man

That girl in biology is so dumb you know she has to be plinking

by Droptheurbnz August 30, 2017

Plinking

the act of a female sliding a small tube into her uterus to create an alternate penis.

She was plinking so she could use the urinal.

by UrbanSyndrome September 28, 2013

Polonying

The act of pouring tomato sauce on your loved ones stick of d'osrgna

Did you get the devon for the kids honey ?
No but I'm going to be polonying your brains out instead

by Polonykind February 9, 2022

Polinging

The act of not participating in a text conversation, even through that conversation directly affects the person(s) not participating.

"Hey did you notice Carl and Dave were not participating in that text group last night? Yea they were totally Polinging"

by The Knower of all Knowing October 21, 2025