collywodger

An overly scrupulous or pessimistic old man. One who delights in crushing the delights of others. A stick in the mud.

"Cooper didn't want to wear a rainbow boa to the pride parade because he's 'so not gay!"

"What an old collywodger!"

by minbin August 24, 2014

pollywoging

Overlapping labias - also known as lady docking.

Mia Khalifa and Jenna Jameson enjoy Pollywoging one another on set

by Pollywoger December 25, 2016

pollywog

A jealous, older woman who spreads rumors and sabotages a younger female because they wish they were not old and washed up. An older woman who "hates" on younger woman, usually over attention.

Oh don't listen to everything you hear from that ol' Pollywog.

by Savage.breed November 24, 2020

Pollywog

Pollywog Is A Different Word For Fluffy Gnome

I Bought Us A New Pollywog

by Rolo111 October 10, 2021