penis polisher

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick

Elijah is a penis polisher

by eandh2016 October 25, 2012

Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.

Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!

by Bootstraps September 17, 2008

Politigram

Political Instagram. Community of mainly retards and autistst who adhere to various political ideologies.
"Nick is an anprim, unga bunga"
"Mike Liu is very aurhoritarian, poopoo peepee sex"
A lot of memes and poomers are also present.

Hey have you checked politigram lately? Poop sex unga bunga.

by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? February 20, 2020

Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

by Adam Green July 24, 2007

turd polisher

A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.

jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos

by arm the homeless September 13, 2005

chrome polisher

Female who performs oral sex on males!

Damn, she's a fine chrome polisher. She even cleaned up the job without a spill!

by oz (SK) August 26, 2007

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014