by William Stephens May 3, 2006
Get the pokermug. The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.
by IPwnN00bs April 9, 2007
Get the pokermug. A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
by The Man In Black April 11, 2005
Get the pokermug. Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.
by Hullabuloo August 28, 2005
Get the pokermug. by Eva February 27, 2005
Get the pokermug. A sharp object you carry on you for protection. Anything from a knife to a pen or icepick Anything that'll inflict harm onto someone trying to rob you.
by Vin Grizzle January 10, 2006
Get the pokermug. A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.
by Khaotic November 18, 2003
Get the pokermug.