plastered

To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.

"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"

by Hussar November 1, 2006

Plastered

Used when you get completely fucked in Rainbow 6 Siege

Trust me everyone has been plastered before

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

Plastered

A sincere and beautiful girl, who has found love. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. This person will never leave the person they love.

That girl is so plastered for him

by yoyoyo1984 June 11, 2014

Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019

Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m fucking plastered man”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019

plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.

For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020