Plastered

To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.

"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."

by Chronus Pseudonymous February 28, 2018

plastering

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

plaster

When one pulls out his penis to ejaculate all over the girls face. also see sperm spackle.

"By the time i got done pounding that chick, I left plaster all over her.

by ttboy September 09, 2004

Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.

"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?

by Domesapp December 07, 2013

plaster

Noun. Arse (mainly UK and Australia, slang, vulgar). A rare example of triple rhyming slang: Plaster = Plaster of Paris = Aris; Aris = Aristotle = bottle; bottle = bottle and glass = arse.

"Nice plaster!!"

by Lexeme the Wordsmith August 05, 2008

plaster

sticky strip which hurts wen pulled off da skin.

ouch dont pull the plaster off.

by amy rulz duh. August 26, 2003

Plasterer

A combination of "pleasure" and "blast" that conveys great enthusiasm as well as deep satisfaction

It was a plasterer to meet your parents, Julie.

by Rainbow Sign March 28, 2011