planff

A word describing the action, or sound, of a penis slapping off the human cheek i.e. a cock-slap

Stu: Wow Freddie, did you hear Katy being planffed last night,? It was amazingly loud.
Freddie: Yeahh, it woke me up. I was wondering why she had a black eye today.

by Stubag April 2, 2009

plammf

He/she who gets kicks out of sniffing any genders/ persuasions underpants. (scottish)

what are you doing raiding that washing line ya prick? Are you a plammf or what?

by DEEJ7 January 25, 2008

plaff

Used when refering to someone else falling over.

And he fell, *plaff*, right on his face!

by Fiona Southwell September 21, 2008

Plaff

The distinct sound of semen hitting its desired target

There was a russtle in the bushes. Cindy decided to investigate further. Then, out of nowhere came a great "PLAFF". Cindy was drenched.

by Rarch April 29, 2008

plaffa lava

1 its not what you think
2 a company based out of Fort Jennings, Ohio

did you go to Plaffa Lava Corp when you were in Fort Jennings?

by Plaffa Lava March 29, 2010

Plaffing

To do something purely to mess with people and have fun. Saying and doing stupid things for the pure joy of it.

Do you really think that about Sarah?
Nah, I was just plaffing

by Pollisticness October 24, 2018

plamf

Plamf is used when you can think of no other word to use or if you are bored and in need of something to say.

Dale: Your a plamf
Duncan: no you are
Graham: you both are
Garry: Shut it you plamfs

by Gargando March 3, 2007