Pisspuke

n. A mixture of piss and puke, most commonly brought on by drinking and such.

v. Simultaneous pissing and puking.

"You should try to avoid that puddle of pisspuke in the kitchen."

"Bro, did you see that guy last night? He got wasted and pisspuked all over himself. It was mad gross."

by Shawn Greggs April 23, 2008

pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.

man im just gonna take a pissus maximus

by Tomobruz December 17, 2007

Pusspuss

My cats name

Pusspuss is a great cat

by Jasmine Russell March 9, 2017

Pisscuse

The often lame explaination that you use when someone identifies you as talking to them on your mobile phone whilst peeing.

Caller; So, if we lower the price by around a third we can get to .......
Customer; Sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? And what's that splashing sound?
Caller; Oh ...... I'm calling from a carpark ..... and that's a fountain in the background ... of the carpark
Customer; Sounds like a pisscuse to me; I'm now going to cancel your multi million dollar order

by El Craigo April 14, 2008

pisspuppy

a dog that smells like piss.

(eg. luscious)

"Get away from me pisspuppy!"

by TheGuy420 March 28, 2009

pusspussmcgee

A combination of the words pusspuss and mcgee. Pusspuss referring to someone of extreme cowardice and mcgee referring to a something of great magnitude. Put together this could very well be the greatest insult out there.

(after your drunk friend knocks over your priceless family heirloom)
"Johnny you fuckin pusspussmcgee"

by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008

pisspiss

when you and your partner have to urinate at the same time

Me and Brian have to pisspiss

by bestjrjehejenwheh November 12, 2021