Piss 'n fart

Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.

I just piss 'n farted!

by Quentin_B December 1, 2006

Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.

"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"

by bearhugstef October 11, 2013

pissed as a fart

being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably

Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!

by AlexRugger May 12, 2007

Pissed as a fart

probably a cardi B lyric

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

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Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

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bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022