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one pint syndrome

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The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.
Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.
by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013
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pint-sized

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short or small, especially said of a person
This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.
by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2011
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Pino Shield

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A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.
Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.
by PinoPete May 19, 2018
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Two Pint Screamer

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Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004
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Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.
Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?

Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.
by Reel Smart January 10, 2011
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pint size

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Ben Jones is a pint size freak
by Mark March 16, 2004
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pint sized pepe

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when you have sex with a very short man
Normal bro: Ever done the pint sized pepe with Danny Devito?
Stupid bro: what, no what does that mean the fuck get out of here you perve!
by joasede bariglow June 25, 2019
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