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A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.
From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".
by I Love Lamp December 13, 2008
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Pegetarian

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Someone who is against the use of vehicles and also refuses to consume meat, unless the vehicle is a food truck. A mixture of a pedestrian and a vegetarian.
“So you’re a vegetarian right?”
“No, I’m a pegetarian, because street food is too hard to resist.”
by grantomania March 9, 2018
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A "picaterian" is a person that eats anything other than what a true vegetarian eats. A true vegetarian only eats from plant-based, fungi-based, or algae-based food source. The terms ovo-vegetarian, lacto-vegetarian, ovo-lacto-vegetarian, and pescatarian are not valid vegetarian diet options. Vegans also eat a vegetarian diet. "Pica," the root word for picaterian comes from the is a medical disorder, "Pica." "Those with Pica have an appetite for substances largely non-nutritive (e.g., metal, clay, coal, sand, dirt, soil, feces, chalk, pens and pencils, paper, batteries, spoons, toothbrushes, soap, mucus, ash, gum, etc.; or an abnormal appetite for food ingredients (e.g. flour, raw potato, raw rice, starch, ice cubes, salt)."
Terry says he only eats "farm-fresh" eggs and thinks he is a vegetarian. Some say that he is ovo-vegetarian, but he is really a "picaterian."

Lesley says that she eats fish for health reasons. Since fish has been contaminated with lead and mercury, it is not healthy. People that eat lead, mercury, and fish are "picaterians."
by PDM(c) June 13, 2011
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Pizzatarian

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An individual who, by choice or divine culinary calling, subsists primarily or exclusively on pizza.
Someone who believes that the major food groups are cheese, sauce, crust, and toppings.
A devoted disciple of the Church of Deep Dish and the Holy Slice.
Example 1: "Mike hasn't eaten anything but pizza for the past week. Dude's turning into a full-blown pizzatarian."

Example 2: "Why go vegan or keto when you can be a pizzatarian and live the cheesy dream?"
by pseudonomnomnomampf September 4, 2023
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