phuqed

Yet another variation of the word "fuck". Also a pretty darn cool web site.

You got a phuqed up nick.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Phuque

pronounced fook, this is a swear word approximately 8 times worse than the f-word. It is rumored that it is illegal in 3 countries yet this cannot be confirmed. It can also be an endearing term and its sign is a hooked finger.

Go phuque yourself.
Phuque for life.
She phuqued him.

by G.T. IV June 2, 2008

Phuquetard

Term of endearment for an impulsive, driven, loyal, and devoted male, who often is seen doing seemingly ridiculous things for the sake of his lover’s happiness.

Jeff, I don’t need to go on a helicopter ride for our first date. You’re such a phuquetard.

by Schitzach March 4, 2020

phuquinet

Absolutely, in a congratulatory sense; a French-influenced politically correct spelling of the street term.

Wow, you got backstage passes for the Doo-Wop Festival... Phuquinet!

by Zappin' Nap October 20, 2011

Phuquetard

Term of endearment for an impulsive, driven, loyal, and devoted male, who often is seen doing seemingly ridiculous things for the sake of his lover’s happiness.

Jeff, I don’t need to go on a helicopter ride for our first date. You’re such a phuquetard.

by Schitzach March 4, 2020

phuqeulogy

A type of poem delivered at the funeral of a douchebag, to lament his or her useless, counter-productive, pointless, or otherwise worthless life.

It is usually spoken by a person with intimate knowledge of the deceased douchebag's life and times, yet no sympathy for the d-bag's fate.

Borrowed from the greek word 'eulogy', meaning literally 'good words': this is an modern adaptation of the term, first heard on the awesome Bugle podcast on May 6th 2011.

Oliver: This episode is not so much a tribute to Osama Bin Laden, as it is a phuqeulogy ("fuck-you-lo-gee") to the big man.
Andy: (guffaws)
George: Get 'er done! (sips beer)
Barry: Mission Accomplished... (pretends to blow gun-smoke off his fingers before holstering them in the presidential pocket)
Andy: (guffaws)

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2011

Phuque

The more appropriate way of spelling FUCK YOU.

I had fun phuqing u last week!

by Cali June 26, 2003