West Philadelphia

Where troubled youth spend most of their days chilling out, shooting basketball, and getting into physical confrontations.

Frank: Hey Will, where were you raised?
Will: In West Philadelphia...

by Granddaddy Smith December 3, 2013

Paula

She has the most chaotic mind, but in a beautiful way. Loves music, arts and books. Likes storms and long walks in the rain.

Paula

by Ely017 September 14, 2017

Philadelphia Orchestra

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.

"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".

by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010

Paula

Paula

A beautiful, loving and caring girl that is always chill. She always likes hanging out and talking. Shes a great friend. If anyone wants to scrap her she wont back down. She is very strong and always tries doing new things.

Damn that girl is really nice and good looking. Yea she must be a Paula

by WolF-Reaper February 24, 2015

Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

Paula Deened

When you take a dish and add, butter, sour cream, sugar, cheese, or cream of chicken soup.

I knew the cassarole would be good after my wife "Paula Deened" it up.

by Glamrocker September 28, 2009

PAULA

The most beautiful girl God could ever create. She is loving, astonishing and a great friend. She is not easy to date,only the lucky may have her heart.

Did you see that beautiful girl? Her name must be Paula.

by Chivas 122017 April 20, 2018