Porgasm

An immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature orgasm.

**At House Party**

Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?

Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!

Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.

Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!

by Hentsep Renge September 1, 2009

porgasm

The feeling you get when you hold your pee in for the longest time and then you are finally able to go to the bathroom

aka ‘pee orgasm’

“I really needed to pee all day but I couldn’t because I was in the car for 3 hours”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”

by Mitch and Zoey June 2, 2018

PORgasmic

a portmanteau of the words POR and orgasmic.
usual use in relation to the activity of inhaling/ ingesting any substance derrived from marijuana, such as weed or hash brownies for instance.

1) last night was porgasmic
2) this new stuff is porgasmic

by kirk420 April 29, 2011

Poorgasm

1. Feeling one has after screwing the poor.

George Bush gets lots of poorgasms with his "tax cuts".

by pglto March 27, 2005

Poorgasm

When a male makes a failed attempt at making a woman orgasm.

Wes failed to make Emilie poorgasm with his two inch weenie.

by westiclesthebesticles January 28, 2009

Poorgasm

It's the feeling Tom K gets, at the first of the month, when he's taking his welfare cheque to KFC.

Example is too short eh? Well kiss my buttocks you stupid sluttocks!

by Dr Snuggles November 27, 2003

poorgasm

When a retarded person finds excitement out of something that is so 'poor' (not good). When experiencing a poorgasm the person will shout out 'Poor!!!' in an excited manner.

I have just died in diablo 2, POOR!!! (person experiences a poorgasm)

by James Curtis January 12, 2006