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Phonie

A person you only talk to on the phone and don't actually do anything with.
A she's just a phonie.
by Basilisk04 June 10, 2021
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Phonie

Someone who is continually on their phone.
Look at 'im, the phonie!
by Inthetardis2 February 20, 2017
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phonster

Phonster is a humanoid creature spotted around Atlantic Canada .
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.

Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.

One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.

Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.
Phonster is a woodland creature on Atlantic Canada to be feared.
by Space kitten September 17, 2021
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phonies

two or more girls walking through a store,mall,parking lot or down the side walk totally oblivious to the rest of the world because they have their eyes and hands permanently attached to their phones.
While shopping at Wegmans today I ran into the same two phonies six times.
by Mr. Antiphonie December 26, 2010
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phonie homie

when you think your best friend/homie has your back when something happens, but they end up ditching you for no reason
Dan-"dude can you be my wingman tonight?"
Kyle-"Sorry, I'm playing Combat Arms"
Dan-"wow phonie homie!"
by imhilarrious April 7, 2010
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phonie

One who spends an inordinate amount of time using, and therefore is especially adept at using, a smartphone to lookup information on an instant's notice. Often knows more about how to use someone's phone than the owner himself.
My sister Mary is a real phonie. No matter what you need to know, she can find it in seconds using her iPhone.
by duhnb August 23, 2011
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poonsies

the boobies of a woman or female animal (or over-weight male)
"i receieved some poonsy from a total stranger."
"shibby."
by cullen May 4, 2006
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