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after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
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In law: Associate(s) or summer associate(s) included on reimbursement forms for lunch expenses who were not actually present at lunch on the day in question. Utilized for the purpose of evading per diem caps on lunch expenses while consuming gratuitous amounts of food and wine.
Summer associate (SA): (picking up phone) Hello?
Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?
SA: Yeah, need a phantom?
A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.
SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.
A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.
Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?
SA: Yeah, need a phantom?
A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.
SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.
A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.
phantom by Knut Hamsun January 17, 2009
PHANTOM
This is better (and funnier) alternative to the ooo so classic "Beep and Wave."
To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.
It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.
This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.
Possible Hazards:
Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah
Happy Phamtoming!!
To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.
It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.
This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.
Possible Hazards:
Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah
Happy Phamtoming!!
PHANTOM by Marconious August 16, 2006
Phantom
1.(n) An intestinal phoenomenon in which an imminent bowel movement recedes, therfore ceasing its urgency.
2. (n) The self induced withholding of a bowel movement in order to finish something important.
2. (n) The self induced withholding of a bowel movement in order to finish something important.
Phantom by TheOtherSlobad September 27, 2007