Planker's Fatigue

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.

by gayplankingtoolbag October 6, 2011

phalker

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

by K. McCauley January 6, 2009

two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

planker

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

by Flouxetine August 10, 2006

Pwanker

This is the act of masturbation. Where a male uses a pillow wrapped round his penis and rapidly moves it up and down in an arcing motion. This is most commonly performed by people going by the name Jordan.

Moving a pillow wrapped around a penis up and down to climax. Known as pwanking, you are a pwanker

by Jon Beere. August 7, 2011

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

Handkerchief Pankerchief

when really posh snobby people talk about having sex (hanky panky)

"I say Gertrude, would one fancy some Handkerchief Pankerchief"?

"Oh yes Bartholomew, what a splendid idea"!

by Hanky Pankier July 21, 2010