Redneck Ph.D

When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.

Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*

OR

Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*

by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010

Exercising the Ph.D.

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.

Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.

by §eth October 12, 2004

Chicano/Ph.D.

There are two types of Chicanos in the lexicon of the Amerixican Movement; these are GED Chicanos and Ph.D. Chicanos. They are both the offspring of the Chicano Movement with the difference being that Ph.D. Chicanos are educated men and women who invented the Aztlan fantasy. The GED Chicanos are the less educated Raza who attempt to live out the fantasy only to end up dead or in prison.

The Chicano/Ph.D. found it easy to manipulate the Chicano/GED.

by Amerixican Vato May 3, 2012

P.h.Double D

A good looking Dr or professional with with big boobies.

Those two chicks over there, they're P.h.Double Ds.

by pingu unit April 19, 2009

P.H.D.

Pretty Huge Dick!

I go my self a P.H.D. fuka

by Mick and Ryan October 10, 2003

Ph.Doomed

The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.

Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.

by Andrew Roedell January 10, 2007

P.H.D.M.G

Stands for Pullin Hoes Daily Money Gang. Members consist of BT, Kweezy, Killa Cal, Fo Fo, Paul Weaigh, and Mexican Swagg

Aye you know that new rap group, yeah P.H.D.M.G.

by PHDMG September 12, 2010