Perfy

1. So stupid it's funny 2. Hella crazy 3. Makes you laugh so hard you can't breathe

It was hella perfy when that guy ran across the freeway naked.

by Jigga Jones October 2, 2005

pewey

when somebody farts and it sticks

pewey that sticks

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

Pewny Penis

The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.

....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"

by Twinky69 January 15, 2011

pewf

-PEWF-

...sorry, this definition just pewfed away!

it pewfed away...

by I HEART PEWFS SO MUCH October 21, 2010

peefy

being warm

It's well peefy in here, feeling so peefy right now

by manutuke December 16, 2013

perfy derfy

a phrase that you can tell some one when they are being so perfect. since you don't feel like using the whole word "perfect" you use this phrase.

can also describe a human being/inanimate object and can replace someone's name.

i just ate a thousand candy bars.
omygod. that's so perfy derfy.

hey looks it's perfy derfy!
where?!?!
over there! by the perfy derfy mailbox.
wow. such a perfy derfy.

by perfyderfy queen. February 27, 2011

pelfy

another name for a white brokeback kungfu hick gangster. Also see PBC

Is that Pelfy, oh my God watch out!

by Ilene Dover July 27, 2006