Paristalsis

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract

Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.

by boogaling December 28, 2012

Perilstasis

Perilstasis; Noun.
When the throat doesn't listen, often during oral.

"Hey man.. that girl was sucking my dick last night and she started choking on it!"
"Yeah man.. Perilstasis is a hell of a thing."

by Thatoneguywhomakeswordsandshit March 2, 2014

Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

penistalism

Capitalism, where everyone gets a penis!
Used in Psychology student circles when debating outdated Freudian theories and concepts, like 'penis envy', in the context of contemporary gender issues.

Person A: I have a penis envy, and I can't compete with mom for dad's attention (AKA Electra complex), so I'll get a penis myself.
Person B: It's capitalism! Everyone can get a penis!
Person A: Penistalism!!!

by enistalism May 29, 2016

Feristalsis

The busy/quiet pulse of traffic caused by a frequent ferry disgorging its cars every half hour

We live by the ferry port and you get used to the feristalsis on the roads

by BeachPeople.Club July 18, 2020