pertussive

Having a lingering strong cough that persists for weeks following a cold.

I had a cold 4 weeks ago but I am still mildly pertussive.

by DrDeeJ May 21, 2011

Prestivent

Prestivent is a synonym for fag

Dude! Did you see Kevin last night? He's such a prestivent.

by Yam1 December 23, 2018

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

Percussive Maintenance

This is the fine art of whacking, throwing, smashing or banging the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The dvd player kept skipping so I fixed it with some percussive maintenance.

by richkjak December 28, 2009

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

pressie

In the UK, Ireland and Australia, a pressie is the abbreviated form of present (as in gift).

Aww, my boyfriend just told me he has a pressie that he wants to give to me tonight. I can't wait!

by Klarissa506 December 25, 2008

Pressie

A dye pressed pill usually cut with chemicals near in effect to a well known drug. Typically bought on the street and sold as counterfeit resembling a prescription drug or other type of pure drug. Potentially mixed with untested or dangerous research chemicals, fentanyl, and cheap filler.

I bought a pressie off the dealer in the club.

by Sketchy Jeff July 4, 2022