The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.
by Skœll June 05, 2019
from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.
Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too
by Mike B--[laffinman] August 24, 2005
*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!
by We are anonymous, Expect us. June 01, 2020