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RPM is a way of measuring how fast something spins. A couple of examples is that a V8 engine avergally does around 7000rpm and fidget spinners can do around 3750rpm!
My new car can do up to 8000 Revolutions Per Minute (RPM), how much can yours do?
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ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)

A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.
My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.
by tobmeister January 15, 2015
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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 14, 2016
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