hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.

mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.

by Bad Ass Monkey March 16, 2003

Penis Pie Labeeb Special

A pizza pie shaped in a phallic form with cock sauce and smegma cheese, sprinkled with cockrocks on the crust.

Pizzeria : Hello, what's your order?
Guy : Hey, ya'll got that Labeeb Special?
Pizzeria: What?
Guy : Penis Pie Labeeb Special.
Pizzeria : Oh nah, sorry, we do not have the ingredients for that.

by YOIGOTSLANG February 26, 2021

penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.

Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.

by Hammer of Jesus October 6, 2013