hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.
mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.
by Bad Ass Monkey March 17, 2003
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Penis Pie Labeeb Special

A pizza pie shaped in a phallic form with cock sauce and smegma cheese, sprinkled with cockrocks on the crust.
Pizzeria : Hello, what's your order?
Guy : Hey, ya'll got that Labeeb Special?
Pizzeria: What?
Guy : Penis Pie Labeeb Special.
Pizzeria : Oh nah, sorry, we do not have the ingredients for that.
by YOIGOTSLANG February 26, 2021
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penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.
Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.
by Hammer of Jesus October 06, 2013
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