Penorkle

A complete and utter moron.

Jason is such a fucking penorkle.

by S.seagull February 3, 2017

Penarnia

One of those words that sounds obscene, but really isn't. Also, a magical place where ballpoint pens are made by a lion.

Dude, where did you get that sick pen from?" "Penarnia!

by Shenta794 December 24, 2010

penalkany

An average guy with a below average life living with his « DaAad », he’s from a shithole city named wed fes , he goes around stealing others lame trans ass pens.
Growing up i heard stories about him my grand father used to say : « penalkany is a scary little gnome , an incest product that enjoys going around the village stealing ugly girls numbers , oneday i asked a girl if she had a pen so i can play my daily soduku , he came at and yelled at me « PEN GIVE ME THE PENALTY AND THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR I KICK YOUR ASS » »

Shame on you penalkany

-Hey bro …you good ?
-No a girl just…
-Friendzoned you ? Its alright happens to the best of us
-No… she penalkany ed me
-You mean called you an average looking lifeless fatherlover mf that steal others pens , lame ass girls and jokes just to impress his trans ex ? Thats rough bro ama block you….

by Omarobloxx March 15, 2022

penard

a polite word used as an alternative to call someone a penis

'you penard'

by Chris K March 12, 2004

easy pearkins

when something is achieved with mimimal effort, whereby something dispatched or acomplished with ease.
(commonly used in basketball)

Finley attacking garnet sends it right back in his face, Finley the seeeecond time !! Easy pearkins on the play !

by head beaver July 27, 2009

Penarck

One of the last known places in the world to have the famed Penarck Bird. The Penarck bird is famous for its ability to totally fuck over anyone who touches it, by slamming its skull repeatedly into their cranium. Massive internal bleeding ensures, the victim suffers brain damage, and the Penarck, satisfied, goes off into the sunset to frolick around in the land of the Mystical Chinese Checkers board.

Joey got attacked by a Penarck the other day! The docters said he will have a dim future, full of searing pain.

by Brakman December 11, 2004

Penarth

A town where it is full of old people, most boring town in Wales.

Josh: Lets go to Penarth for some pussy.

Alex: If your up for some rough tender my friend, then we shall.

by MatthewsCCFC September 29, 2010