A surprise
1: I've got a peepie for you.
2: NO, no. I hate surprises.
1: Don't be such a douche. You know what fuck you. It was awesome and now you don't get to know what it is dick. Way to go. You shit on my heart.
2: Fine... go on with it.
1: You lost your chance. You get no more peepies ever. You done fucked up!
2: NO, no. I hate surprises.
1: Don't be such a douche. You know what fuck you. It was awesome and now you don't get to know what it is dick. Way to go. You shit on my heart.
2: Fine... go on with it.
1: You lost your chance. You get no more peepies ever. You done fucked up!
by dankmonkey April 11, 2013
this here witherfore thine acteth of thee creampie whilst subsituting the creamyness of thine cumdiddly with thine everflowing urine from within thine bowels of thee gods!
so there i was sneakely peepieing this girl, and she found out she was totally down with it... DUDE!
by etiblefetus March 30, 2010
A person that is ready for bedtime, often the sleepy person's friends are begging them to keep the party rolling.
by sleepypeepy613 April 22, 2010
An unfortunately-timed flaccid penis.
by Smiggz July 03, 2017
“I think he just doesn't like people who are different... opposed to humans”
“So he is Speepy-Peepy?”
“So he is Speepy-Peepy?”
by Anon_the_person June 21, 2019
When you have anal sex with someone, who produces a lot of mucus out of their arsehole, and it gets up your urethra and seeps out when you have a slash, like you have some horrible STD discharge. (Can be mistaken for snot cock, when you sneeze in your own hand and then proceed to masterbating with the same hand for lube, post-nasal pleasure)
Uh! you dirty fuck! youve gone and given me a weepy peepy. Go wipe your arse out and we will carry on.
by Dont u think im sexy? April 11, 2005
by ilikethelols123 November 07, 2021