Pearlized

Giving such a violent pearl necklace that you cause someone to become a paraplegic.

Jimmy just pearlized poor Stacy over there, she ain't been able to walk ever since.

by Back Middle Pocket March 27, 2022

freshly pearlies

gen z-ers who act like millenials and use /:s at the end of everything they write
they also lack a father figure in their life

look john theres another one of those quirky freshly pearlies

by eleggtroswing January 23, 2022

Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth

I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025