Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

by k_saymit February 12, 2022

Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum

Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009

pear in a peach tree

pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.

Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".

by Nallok March 3, 2019

peartree

A large dokey in the shape of a peartree. Often has corn in it. Many downsydromous children eat such a delicacy. When trying to push this beast out involves the sound of someone having bum sex behind the closed door.

"Man did you see the peartree Phillip droped in the john? It ripped his bumhole apart, and craked the toilet!"

by el asno 90210 April 11, 2007