Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

PB and J-Ho's

The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!

"Im having such a bad day"

"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"

"AH SWEET!"

PB and J-Ho's

by theatre kid January 1, 2011

PB and J BJ

When you apply a light layer of peanut butter to your genitalia and let your partner go to town on your schlong

When bae is hungry and horny you give them a PB and J BJ.

by LongSchlongJohnson November 10, 2017

pb and j sex

When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.

Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.

by pb and j sex October 15, 2014

PB AND J SANDWICH

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

by HUGESET D February 5, 2009

PB and Jealous

Cute way of saying "I'm jealous."

Girl. My summer work? I've done all of it.
Girl 2. Awww...I'm PB and Jealous right now!

Girl. My boo bear got me flowers for Valentines day.
Girl 2. Ya'll are ALMOST too cute...I'm PB and Jealous.

by tooswoleforyou666 August 16, 2011

p b and j

When a guy somethers his dick in peanut buter and spreads jelly in the girls anus and then butt fuck her making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The but being the buns

Shit man gave my chick a p b and j last night and she fucking screamed for more

by Jeff 321 December 11, 2007