Payten

Super powerful ninja god, destroyer of evil, and guardian of the Putzlord.

And Payten raised his mighty blade of judgment and cleansed the land of evil.

by MalachiZ January 2, 2008

Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat

Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten

by Da real man November 12, 2012

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

by Michael Patten September 30, 2005

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

paytien

Paytien, the friend you need. She has short blond hair and loves onesies. She has a sister and a mom who cooks dinners that are life changing.

Paytien looks so cute today like holy junebug

by Gerkka34 January 25, 2018

patten

dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI

general patten is the best.

by Matt patten January 29, 2009

Patten

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

by patten94 December 26, 2010