Myopic Payload

An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett.

by SexMaster2006 August 18, 2006

The payload

when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).

after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe.

by AlexCraig December 21, 2008

Payload

How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.

Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX.

by 500ToothDinasar May 19, 2022

payload princess

someone who sits on the payload all match and the enemy team never gets them

"i played payload princess and it was mad funny"

by mahochan July 15, 2023

cherry pie payload

What is leftover or the remains from having sex and blowing your load inside a female with heavy menstrual flow.

The cherry pie payload after that sexual storm looked so much like cherry pie someone could confuse the two.

by Bvalds February 6, 2022

Payload Specialist

Somebody who is unusually good at unexpected butt sex.

Jesus Christ! That was the best anal I've ever had. You're a payload specialist.

by Marmleds February 1, 2015

Payload

To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.

by BigBoy74 July 6, 2012