patronize

To buy art particularly during the 13th and 15th centuries in Italy.

Michelangelo's art is totally awesome. I'm so going to patronize him.

by Hossinator April 11, 2011

Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D

Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."

by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010

Patronize

Getting extremely drunk by taking shots of vodka or rum, followed by shots of Patron.

A: Gurl, did you see how drunk Stella got last night?
B: Yea, I heard she took seven shots and then patronized.

A: OoO. Patronizing gets you fucked up! Amen to those who patronize.

by Chipothead July 25, 2011

patronize

If your name is Pat, adopt something or someone and make it your own.

I don't want to belong to you. Don't patronize me.

by blanche April 19, 2006

Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.

Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Patrónize

(verb)

1. To have fun with Patrón.

2. Including Patrón in current activity.

3. To make something similar to Patrón in comparison.

(also patrónized, patrónizing, patrón, and other forms)

1. Me and Becky were gonna patrónize Alex's party tonight.

2. Becky Patrónized my grandmothers home last night.

3. If we just patrónize that party, it'll be so much more fun! LOL

by Awhstun Faraii August 29, 2011

To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011