A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.
She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife
by rsd2887 June 14, 2018
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by chazzington July 22, 2019
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Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”
Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”
Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”
Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”
Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”
Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“
2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!
Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”
3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”
Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.
4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”
5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”
Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”
Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”
Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“
2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!
Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”
3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”
Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.
4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”
5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”
Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
by Mediocre-poker January 29, 2023
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Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006
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" Now that's just participation bias."
" Now that's just participation bias."
by Aladrinko July 11, 2018
Get the Participation Bias mug.Similar to a trophy wife, only without the appeal. Rarely wears make-up or flattering outfits, opting instead for mom jeans and baggy t-shirts. Travels by minivan, often with beads, a dream catcher or a Hawaiian lei hanging from the mirror. Not likely to have had any augmentation or surgical improvements done, instead believing in "natural beauty." Much less likely to be served with divorce papers upon turning 40.
Wow, look at the lady in curlers driving the Aerostar. That's beyond a second place trophy wife. She's a downright participation ribbon. She should really get that mole on her face checked out!
by PylonSTL September 9, 2010
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