arkitect

when you try to tell technical people how to do something without using any technical knowledge

I have no idea what they do or how they do it, so I tried to arkitect them

by Wallet72 December 6, 2018

markitect

the usual term for a slacker or someone who decides to skip classes and drop out, usualy used at the University of Hartford

That kid over there is such a markitect he should just drop out without wasting his parents money.

by Leanne S. October 12, 2006

markitect

An architect who is also involved with marketing efforts to attract new clients.

He/she is a "markitect" because he/she won the project and designed it, too.

by Forrest McMullen April 20, 2008

Parkitecture

Noun.
Temporary art, culture, leisure amenities* to facilitate informal, intergenerational gathering on public property.

That shade project in Cambridge is a masterpiece of parkitecture.

by ShadeCambridge February 24, 2025

parkfectionist

A person who compulsively reparks their vehicle several times to get it just* right.

Person 1: (Backing up car again) "Hold on, still not quite* straight..."

Person 2: "Ugh! Let's get out! It's fine, you parkfectionist!"

by Danneaux May 31, 2016

arkitect

Someone skilled at designing large wooden boats.

Noah was supposedly the one who built the famous huge flood-resistant vessel, but according to the hilariously-naive Gracie Allen, Joan of Arc was the real arkitect: "Oh, c'mon, George --- us women have always been the true pioneers in the world! WE did all of the greatest achievements, not you men! Why, did Joan of Arc hesitate? No! She got busy and built it!"
George Burns: "Built what?"
Gracie Allen: "The Ark!"
George Burns: "Gracie, the Ark was built by a **man**, remember? Noah?"
Gracie Allen: "How could I 'noah'? Shes been deceased for 500 years!"

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

arkitecture

Da art of designing and constructing very large boats.

Supposedly they've located da remains of Noah's famous work of master carpentry, so he must have had exceptional arkitecture skills to create something dat lasted for untold millennia like dat!

by QuacksO February 13, 2024