Parkersburg

Noun: a city in West Virginia where you are likely to have anal sex.

Verb: the act of having anal sex, often because you are saving your "real" virginity for marriage.

If you and your boyfriend are drunk and you inadvertently bend over, he may Parkersburg you.

by tygart valley cinemas March 2, 2010

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004