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paranormal activity

a lame movie that is not scary at all unless you do not know any better and believe it is real. there are three different endings. the people could not act. it does not matter that there was not any blood or whatever, and i have a wonderful imagination, but the movie was only suspenseful. it was slow paced. it is not the most terrifying horror film. the movie was pretty much filmed in the bed room, and the only thing that happened was a door wiggling, some annoying footprints that took forever going up steps, animal footprints in the powder they left in weird places, the girl stood there, and some screaming.

a total waste of money.
"dude, did you go watch paranormal activity?"
-"ya man, my girl didn't even get scared, it was so lame"
"ya i know, i'm so glad i didn't go to theaters to watch that over hyped lame movie"
-"haha yah. they couldn't even pronounce Micah right!"
by dollfacexxzz22 November 3, 2009
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Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity is a 2007 indie horror movie directed by Oren Peli which achieved huge success in late 2009. The movie plays off people's imaginations with very minimal gore and violence. Because of this, people tend to either find the movie one of the scariest they have ever seen or find it to be much too slow. Paranormal Activity is one of the most profitable films in history costing an estimated $11,000 to produce and having grossed approximately $66 million as of October 30th, 2009.

The movie itself follows a young couple, Kate and Micah, as they film themselves attempting to deal with a demonic haunting.
Person 1- "Dude have you seen Paranormal activity yet?"

Person 2- "Yea, it sucked. Nothing jumped out at me and there wasn't enough violence. It was way too boring."

Person 1- "What the hell are you talking about? That was the scariest movie ever! Movie's don't need to be gory like Saw to scare the crap out of you!"
by Bluhhhh October 31, 2009
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Paranormal Activity denial

When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.
Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!

Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*

Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*
by option40 October 21, 2011
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Paranormal Activity

When you've been ghosted and they try to reconnect only to ghost you again.
"Weren't you talking to that one guy again?" Yeah, we were but then he went all paranormal activity on me.
by ZombieMedic824 June 16, 2021
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Paranormal IT activity

Information Technology under the influence of supernatural forces: when your computer acts up for no apparent reason. Some things just cannot be explained.
Damn! This computer is taking *FOREVER* to save this file and shut down! This must be some paranormal IT activity that can sense that I'm in a hurry to get out of the office.
by Friedcc December 19, 2012
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