parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 1, 2004

parallel partying

When Drinkers and Stoners party together.

I don't need a drink, I just smoked a joint, I'm parallel partying with you guys.

by 6deluca6 August 30, 2016

Parallel killer

Someone who kills many people at once

Dave realized that being a parallel killer was much more efficient than being a serial killer.

by Low Bo February 14, 2015

parallel swizzle

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

parallel partying

When drinkers and stoners party together.

I am partying, I just smoked a joint, I'm parallel partying.

by 6deluca6 August 30, 2016

49th parallel

Slang reference for the border between the United States and Canada. The 49th parallel of latitude does make up the western third of the U.S. - Canada border (the border dips south through the Great Lakes region), but the term refers to the entire border, referring to both the geographic and cultural divide between the two countries. Although scrutiny is understandably higher since 9/11, the border is still probably the most open international border in the world.

The 49th parallel is the longest undefended border in the world.

by Eugene206 December 8, 2006

straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015